The 75 Weirdest “WHY” Questions

The 75 Weirdest “WHY” Questions

 Here is a list of the most weirdest questions that always popup in my mind. I never found anybody who could answer them logically or satisfactorily. So, read on & let me know if you have any precise answers...

   1) Why do some people play songs on their phones on Loudspeakers while travelling?Forgot the        existence of earphones, or the urge is too strong?

   2) Why do non vegetarians all over try to convince vegetarians to try non-veg food & are so intent on           proving how vegetarians are missing out all the “fun”?

   3) Why is there always a fat girl who eats very less & a thin girl who eats a lot?

   4) Why do people suddenly stop in the mid while walking?

5) Why do we end up studying the least for the most difficult paper?

6) Why do women have so much complex?

7) Why do men never understand what their wife/ girlfriend actually wants them to do?

8) Why is there always one skinny friend who says she has put on “so much weight”?

9) Why do people feel that answering back in English is a means of “showing off”?

10) Why do TV serials always portray the lead actress wearing a salwar kameez?

11) Why do beauty products give scientific terminology details like “pH” or “AhB” or “BB” or “SPF”          when nobody actually knows their meanings nor full forms?

12) Why is the staff of every office unhappy with the HR                       department?

13) Why do women leave their hair open even while standing at           the foot-board of a train?

14) Why do people on the fourth seat in a train never believe that         there is actually NOT enough space to “shift”?

15) Why is your boss never satisfied with your work?

16) Why do most fat girls dress up imagining themselves to be skinny?

17) Why does the ticket line of which you are a part of, move the slowest?

18) Why do some people update every single activity that they do, over Facebook? Don't we have            Twitter for that?

19) Why does everyone blame the government over every single thing that happens to or with them?

20) Why does the phone waste its battery while beeping every 2 minutes informing you that its battery        is low?

21) Why do most people start walking the moment they start talking on their mobile phones?

22) Why do some people not sweat even in the most hot & humid climate?

23) Why do some people come up with the most illogical comments over your every status or picture?

24) Why do dark people wear bright clothes?

25) Why do some girls pout in every picture?

26) Why do people who don’t believe in God, are so forceful in proving the religious ones that there        is nothing like God?

27) Why (rather, how) can some people not like mangoes?

28) Why does a girl with the thinnest hair give you tips about having long healthy hair?

29) Why is there always one person in the group who has a bad sense of humor & spoils all the fun?

30) Why can men not control the urge to scratch themselves in the most inappropriate places in public?

31) Why are the numbers on a calculator in a reverse order & the alphabets on a keyboard non-                sequential?

32) Why do the people purchasing chicken (or any non-veg) at slaughter houses keep staring at the            murder?

33) Why does nobody know whether the egg came first or the hen? & when did the cock come then?

34) Why do some people always forward the most boring philosophical text messages?

35) Why do theater seats have just one handle per seat?

36) Why do some people walk on stations imagining it to be a park?

37) Why does the paper-wallah come late when you are desperately waiting for him?

38) Why does the hair dresser always cut your hair either too short or keeps it too long?

39) Why do people baby-talk with babies?

40) Why does facial hair grow faster than scalp- hair?

41) Why do some people wear glares / caps even in the evening?

42) Why do some women never wax (in spite of having no medical grounds for it)?

43) Why do people with a bad grammar always stick to speaking in English?

44) Why does math consist of assumptions (x, y, z) if it is a formula based thing?

45) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

46) Why does Microsoft word have some of the most dark, gory colors which almost hide the words?

47) Why is it called a “pair” of scissors when it is actually just one?

48) Why is there always a friend who has 1000 doubts just the night before an exam?

49) Why do people who criticize everybody else, cannot take criticisms over themselves?

50) Why do some people put neither their picture, nor any other details on their Facebook profiles?

51) Why does your phone auto-correct your word even after you have changed it thrice? Smart phone        or “over smart” phone?

52) Why do some students always say that their exam was “really bad”, when they actually top the             college?

53) Why do parents call it “answering back” if it is against them, but not when it is against somebody          else?

54) Why are there peanuts, groundnuts & also nuts?

55) Why do some girls wear extra padded bra's that clearly look fake?

56) Why do we call packaged drinking water as “Bislery” & still buy any brand which the shopkeeper       hands us?

57) Why do we yawn when we see somebody else yawning?

58) Why can a person who snores, not hear it?

59) Why do some people bargain even when the product is for mere Rs.5?

60) Why do trucks have the most funnily philosophical quotes over them?

61) Why does the teacher ask you “khana khaana bhulte ho kya?” when you forget to do your              homework?

62) Why do they serve round pizzas square boxes?

63) Why do some top actresses suddenly endorse toiletry cleaning products?

64) Why do some people DP the weirdest horrible or ordinary picture, & still get 400 likes?

65) Why do job search websites email you with the most stupid vacancies?

66) Why do some people swear at every third sentence?

67) Why do some people spell man as “Mahn”, cool as “Kewl”, you as "Yew" & so on?

68) Why do some people always address others as “Dear”?

69) Why do men stink so much when sweaty?

70) Why are South Indians offended when you call them a “South Indian” instead of precisely calling          them a Tamilian or Telugu or Madrasi?

71) Why are drinks made out of artificial fruit flavors, while soap bars are made out of real ones?

72) Why do the questions that you skipped, always turn up in the exam?

73) Why do they call it a “free” gift, when gifts are actually always free?

74) Why can people not digest the fact that you do not like paneer?

75) Why are some questions always left unanswered?

~gAuRi